Headspin training leads to this.
So today, I was training for headspins. I’m pretty good at balancing headstands right now. pls no bald spot
So today was this fly honey’s birthday, so I went to her like “YO BITCH HAPPY BIRTHDAY” and she was all “oh you you’re like the first guy today” and I’m all “<3″ inside but since I’m a badass I have to be like, “I DONT GIVE A FUCK NIGGA” so I give her a card with this crazy ooh got ‘em where all was inside was “and shit.” So then inside the card said “later I’ll give you the best gift ever”.
So I did. And I gave that bitch my number son, I’M A REBEL
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